The Swine Flu epidemic has struck the entire world and is nothing to joke about. From country to country, millions have been infected. If you, or anyone you know has experienced any of the following symptoms DO NOT delay! Order your swine flu shots immediately to prevent serious consequences!

You will need one or more Swine Flu Shots if:

• You are experiencing an intense desire to eat garbage.
• You notice a curly tail sprouting slightly above your butt crack.
• Your nose appears to have an upward or "piggish" appearance.
• You are easily able to locate truffles in the forest.
• You feel the need to "hog" objects of desire.
• You find yourself acutely attracted to Miss Piggy.
• You repeated return to the spa for another mud bath.
• You begin to develop a "pot-belly".
• You are a fan of the Arkansas Razorbacks.
• You exhibit a problem pronouncing words that begin with the letter "B" and stutter continuously.
• Your skin begins to take on a "pinkish" hue.

Disclaimer: Please do not under any circumstances share your Swine Flu Shot with another person without proper sanitation. Do not drive immediately after taking your Swine Flu Shot. Do not take Swine Flu Shots if you currently suffer from Porkinsons Disease. If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours (commonly known as a "lard-on"), take another Swine Flu Shot immediately, then seek immediate medical attention, preferably a cute (female)nurse.

Please note: This is a novelty item only and hereby makes absolutely no claim to prevent contraction of the Swine Flu or any Swine Flu related ailments.